Aural Terrorism - the new plague

There is nothing quite like a good old shoot-up to get the Americans into party mode. Watching the news unravel yesterday of Bin Laden's demise I was interested to note the originality displayed by some of the revelers. One clever dickie's jubilant placard read 'Osama Bin LATER'. Ho ho ho. I much preferred the poster one Aussie optimist took to the Biggest Loser finale, which simply read 'Take your shirt of Commando'. Yes please.

Back in America the people partied hard to the constant, thumping beat of 'U.S.A, U.S.A' being hollered indefatigably by the crowd. Now, I thought there was nothing more annoying than the nationally embarrassing Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi. Oh, contrare. Those three little letters; U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A, being constantly repeated is like some sort of mesmorising chant designed to put a spell on the rest of us. Or put us in a coma.

I would like to know who the culprit is that thought up, or rather pooed out 'Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi.'? They should be forced to spend the term of their natural life locked in a room with nothing but a vuvuzela symphony and a U.S.A, U.S.A vs Aussie Aussie Aussie scream-off. Take that you aural terrorist!

They would've found Bin Laden 10 years ago if they'd just trumpted that noise through the underground tunnels and caves. He would've come out with arms raised, a white flag and bleeding ears begging for mercy.

Until tomorrow xx